Welcome to the homepage of gameknot's chess team THE JESUS ACADEMY OF CHESS EXCELLENCE. The team is ment for everyone who plays better than Jesus. History: The team was founded by skeletonkeys somewhen in the 18th century to render homage to the Boss Mega Goat. Since skeletonkeys put every penny he earned in this project, he ran out of money some decades later. This was the downfall of the team.... A member of this ancient foundation was so bewildered about what happened that he made a plan to change things. The name of this member was Tobse. When he started his business career, he was in a generous mood and so came one to another and the team had a resurrection. The first members who joined this glamorous foundation were of course da-madd-one, who was already member in the team when it was lead by skeletonkeys. Then some homies of the new captain joined the team: akodi, tusnelda and greschi. Later many brave and gallant people joined the team (even a girl named Bengono). Access rules: This team is for everyone who plays better than Jesus! If you like to join this team you've gotta achieve all of the following points: 1. You don't take life too seriously. 2. You like to play chess. 3. You want to join this team because of its awesome name. Nothing less and nothing more. 4. You play better than Jesus or at least play act. If you fulfill all of the listed points, you're our guy! In that case we're lucky to welcome you as a new member of our totally insane team. Please don't expect too many team games. Matches are totally subsidiary, since we only hold this team because of it's damn awesome name! :) What does it mean, "to play better than Jesus"? The following paintings have been made during the chess career of Jesus. Make your own image whether you can play better than him or not... This drawing shows that Jesus (middle, front) grew up in a family who liked to play chess. It's possible that he copied his typical gesture from his father (left, back), but this isn't proven yet. That picture shows the young Jesus (right) learning chess from some other kids of his neighbourhood. As you can see he already made this typical gesture with his hand in that early age. Later, when he was a teenager, he (front) still liked to play chess with mates. Jesus (left, front) even played chess in steam baths, which was a common leisure activity in that age. This is another drawing, showing him (right, front) playing chess with university mates in a steam bath. Here you can see Jesus (middle, back) after an excessive night with his university mates, making the typical gesture, which proofs that it's really Jesus, though he doesn't look like on this picture. This picture shows his flat when he made experiments with by the time unknown substances during his studies! Typical for this picture is his haircut. He changed it after experimenting with these substances. He even played chess in states of mind when his study mates had to refuse. Thats maybe one of the facts why he became so famous! This drawing shows Jesus some years later, playing chess with the maid of a friend, making the typical gesture again. Because of his fame ages later a Jesus chessman was made to honor his glorious path of life. Disclaimer: We don't mean to insult or hurt other people. This page has nothing to do with religion and is to be understood as art and not as an offense against anybody. We distance hereby from the person Jesus from Nazareth and the whole christian church and belief.